One year ago today I boarded a plane bound for Chicago and my new life in the big city.
Big thanks to everyone who has helped me make it a reality.
I also sold a ridiculously large amount of Astroglide at work today.
I love all the flirty daddies that come through my line.
You can’t really hide from the cosmos.
Dying a slow death behind a cash register.
I have ALWAYS had a thing for John Goodman.
Mahogany & Lucky Charms & Indian Disco
The only way to start my day
Thank you McDonalds radio for playing Monica’s “Don’t Take It Personal” while I’m eating my McDouble.
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.
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