I love all the flirty daddies that come through my line.
You can’t really hide from the cosmos.
Dying a slow death behind a cash register.
I have ALWAYS had a thing for John Goodman.
Mahogany & Lucky Charms & Indian Disco
The only way to start my day
Thank you McDonalds radio for playing Monica’s “Don’t Take It Personal” while I’m eating my McDouble.
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.
Watching ‘Ghost’ for the first time in years and dying about it.
Whoopi Goldberg is so fucking good!!
I ripped my third pair of work pants today.
One pair for every three months I’ve been here.
They say start as you mean to go on.
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